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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scientists stunned as cameras capture footage of 200-million-year-old creature once thought extinct: 'The whole team was euphoric' - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Was the EU formed to hurt the US as Trump claims?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

'In our spacesuit collection for movies, we have replicas of pretty much every historic spacesuit that's been into space.' How the son of an aerospace machinist built some of Hollywood's most iconic astronaut looks (exclusive) - Space

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Actor Valerie Mahaffey, 'Northern Exposure' Emmy winner, dies after cancer battle, publicist says - ABC News

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

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